(Source: littleshinee, via orenji-junsu)
24.05.13
I Need A Clever Title For This...: ilikemygrungelikeilikemysteak: idowhatiwantthor: thereisnosaintellen:...
ilikemygrungelikeilikemysteak:
The easiest way to get a group of Americans to violently turn on each other and fight to the death is to ask them all what carbonated soft drinks are called
The answer, of course, is fucking soda
do you literally want a fight right now
And to think I called you /friend/.
r u effin kiddin me
get out of here
its soda because its syrup mixed with SODA WATER
Why would you even call it pop? Because the bubbles pop? We don’t call lions roars or burgers tsssss.
I tend to want to fight my friends up north who call it Pop, because I’m like….wtfuck is that? They hear the word Soda and they cringe.
24.05.13
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
(via kpopisnotaphase)
24.05.13
24.05.13
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via heartamplifier)
24.05.13
